After that last depressing post I really needed something to cheer me up. the holidays are always a stressful time and I need something to smile about. Unfortunately this is *just* juvenile enough to make me laugh... and laugh... and laugh.
Transcript of an "interview" with Danni Ashe of Danni.com (adult) fame:
Zack: Hello and thank you for taking the time to talk with me!
DAINC: You're very welcome.
Zack: The 2000 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records certified you as "Most downloaded woman on the Internet", do you think it's really possible to download a woman?
DAINC: I'm not sure I follow.
Zack: Looking back from the post-9/11 world, do you really feel it is literally possible to download a woman?
DAINC: I'm pretty sure they meant images of me, not actually me.
Zack: No, they didn't mean that at all.
DAINC: Okay...
DAINC: Anything else?
Zack: Have you ever played Mechwarrior 3?
DAINC has disconnected****
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these were pretty good too:
Pr0n Starlet Jill Kelly:
Zack: I'm a huge fan of your work! Thanks for talking with me!
Jlklly: Aw, that's sweet, thank you!
Zack: I have dropped a lot of monster loads down the hatch of the lovedoll modeled after you.
Jlklly: Okay...
Zack: Her hair comes out very easily, does your hair come out very easily?
Jlklly: No, it's pretty firmly stuck into my head.
Zack: FANTASY DESTROYED. Can you give me my money back for this unrealistic piece of junk?
Jlklly: This is ridiculous.
Zack: I'm glad you share in my outrage. I think together we can fight this.
Jlklly has disconnected****
Ava Devine:
Zack: I really appreciate you taking the time to talk with me.
Dveyenn: no probs
Zack: As a cyborg, do you feel that humanity's fear of your kind may lead to infringements on your civil liberties?
Dveyenn: what?
Zack: Within your community do you differentiate between voluntary cyborgs and medically necessitated cyborgs?
Dveyenn: a cyborg?
Zack: Have you ever been having sex in one of your movies and received a positronic brain signal to crush the pitiful man-thing into a meat paste?
Dveyenn: youre f**king crazy
Zack: What's the hardest thing you can bite through?
Dveyenn: bye bye
Zack: WWWWWAAAAUGH can you bite through this stone cutter? Can you see how I'm shaking it at my computer using your infrared matrix-interfaced cyborg eyes?!
Dveyenn has disconnected****
Yes sadly I am easily amused... ;)
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If we are able to download a woman, do we need to continue working on teleporters?
Interesting point. No probably not. However with bandwidth considerations maybe we should still invest in the Time Travel insurance so that we can get robot women as a a cheaper dialup solution. AOL lives on!
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